Normally I, Herb The Cat, write a humorous (some
cats think so) column. However, here lately I seem to have gone serious
on you. I feel that only I, Herb The Cat, have the you know what’s
to bring you the truth. Everyone knows that this world is an illusion,
there is no such thing as time, your body is mostly empty space and other
truths. If every thing we see is an illusion, then why are some scientists
screaming “peak oil!” we are at our peak and will soon be
running out? It’s because they don’t want to be ridiculed
by their peers. If you dare to read on, you will find out some amazing
facts! Let me first tell you the different opinions about where oil comes
from. The oldest theory is “plants and animals did it”. Dinosaurs
and plants got caught in a bog or they all went to the same place when
they knew they were going to die. The high falutin’ name for this
is “biogenic”. If this is true, then when we suck all the
dino rot out of the ground, we are out of oil. Before I tell you the
newer – starting to be proven theory, I want you to take a deep
breath, open your mind and realize that what I am telling you is factual
and I will give you some web sites to check out and start doing your
homework. First, this theory is called abiogenic, meaning that oil was
created from the rocks as the earth was formed and continues to form
due to the pressure from the earth. Impossible you say? The illusion
is that it came from Dino the Dinosaur. There is an oil well in the Gulf
of Mexico with a platform over it called Eugene330. This well started
pumping oil in the 1980’s at 15 million barrels a year. Over time
it went down to 4 million. Just as the company was about to cap and abandon
it, it started to increase and today it is at 13 million barrels a year.
The Russians learned this from watching it and other oil wells and started
drilling deep wells in the Ukraine. When they get to low production,
the just keep pumping because when they get almost all of the oil out,
it starts to come back and today the top oil producers are Saudi Arabia,
US and Russia! An ex oil minister of Saudi Arabia, Sheik Yamani said “ the
stone age did not end because we ran out of stones and the oil age will
not end because of running out of oil! Running out? NO! See www.lewrockwell.com
and look for George Crispin’s articles and others. Happy illusion
busting!
Herb The Cat is a freelance writer who writes for all
the important political magazines including Oracle 20-20 who wishes
to announce that he just bought a new SUV, the largest available! Herb
does not buy into the illusion of Peak Oil.
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